I’m not hatin’, I’m just tellin’ you; I’m tryna let you know what the fuck that I’ve been through.

No matter how broken my heart may feel, I will always be grateful that is still has a beat.


i have two moods:

1. everybody get the fuck away from me

2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me

there is no in between


Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you


new years resolutions:

  • get skinny
  • get hot
  • get rich